September 7, 2012

My Dog Did What?


One time my husband was walking one of my *small* dogs and the dog decided to start pooping one some guy's lawn. My husband, "Good Man", had a bag at the ready when the owner of the house comes storming out and excusing our dog of making this *gigantic-size load*  on the other side of his lawn he was pointing at. This load was 1/2 the size of my whole dog (Bolognese), the logs were the width of my dog's furry legs, I suspect this load belong to a horse-sized dog! My husband replied "I'd paid to see that". The owner then noticed my husband picking up mini-carrot sized poop and starting back pedaling where he was going with his accusations - they parted on good terms laughing.